6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha

hahahahaha.... wah... walau.... where did u find it?

people send it to me..i tot no one are going to see..hahaha

me banana
dun understand

me too.. i oso banana le... T.T

oh.. it's actually about the three guys stated there..
they make fun of them using conversations.. and it's reli funny!
do u need me to translate??

yes please.. I would like to know what the joke is about.. haha

Can translate? I oso want to know...Pls..Pls

my english not very good..so got many broken english i think..haha
Subject: Fw: the funnies jokes for malaysian
１、Pak Lah, Najib And Sami Vellu sitting at helicopter

Sami Vellu say：'if i throw rm1000 out,the one person who take it sure very happy'

Najib say ：'if i throw 2 rm500 out,then got two person will be very happy'

Pak Lah say：'if i throw 10 rm100 out,then got 10 person will be very happy lo'

then this time.......

the pilot say:'why don't you throw yourself out ,so that millions of them will be very happy'

2、Sami Vellu hope that he can make himself more popular,so he thought of putting his portrait on the stamp....

after one month,sami vellu wanted to ask how is the sales going on...

Sami Vellu ：'how is the sales going on?'

the head of the post office say ' till consider ok,but always got many people complain that it can't stick well'
Sami Vellu ： "why?" sami vellu take one of the stamp,and spit his saliva on the back of the stamp,try to stick on the envelope.

Sami Vellu ：'see it stick so well!'

the head of the post office :" but...but..they spit at the front of the stamp a......."

3、midnight, najib go out and buy his supper，but on his way he meet a robber.

the robber pointed his gun to najib say:"i wan all your money!!"

Najib was very angry and say :'what is your attitude?do you know I am the vice prime minister!"
robber say"oo..then give all my money back."



4、one day，Prime Minister 、Parliment members...and other official attended a meeting together,but unfortunate they involved in a car accident, they have been send to hospital, all of the reporter rushing to that hospital
after a while, the doctor came out,the reporter ask"doctor doctor! how is Prime Minister?"

the doctor feel very sad and shaking his head, say" haiz... Prime Minister no hope liao...'

the reporter ask again" doctor doctor!how about najib?

the doctor again shaking his head say"haiz...also no hope liao"

the reporter then ask:"then...who is safe?"

the doctor suddenly realise and say:"Malaysia is safe!!"

next two i post tmr..tired liao..haha..hope u enjoy the joke ba..post yr comment o..

wah.. i thought i wan to translate.. btw.. tks.. ^^

I like number 4.. the hospital joke. That's the best joke so far. "Malaysia is safe!!"

5. One day,Sami Vellu went to a hospital bahagia,all of the patient come out and welcome him.

“Sami Vellu live forever !!Sami Vellu live forever!!”

but only one patient didn’t welcome him, don’t even care about him.

Sami Vellu saw it and ask :”why the patient didn’t welcome me?”
the doctor say” o..because he today is normal...”


6、Election is coming..Sami vellu and his “advertisement” team go to one of the village, unfortunately they involved in a car accident.

The farmer saw this accident, but when he reach there, all of them in the car died.

So he drag a big hole, buried their died body.

after few days, the police found the farmer and ask him where is sami vellu and his team? The farmer said “I have buried them”

The police then ask “they all died?”
The farmer said “erm..i saw Sami Vellu shouted he haven’t died when I buried him”

The police said “then why u buried him?”
The farmer answer “ won’t you know? This sami vellu never say the truth.”

lol... still got translate de... >.<'' how ur friend get all those funny things... >.<''

haha thx for translation , thats funny